Ironic (Black Mirror)

 47. Ironic (Black Mirror)

An F# (V) old B (I) man F# (I) turned ninety- g# (vi) eight, he won the F# (V) lotter- B (I) y 

and F# (V) died the next g# (vi) day It’s a F# (V) black B (I) fly in your F# (V) Chardon- 

g# (vi) nay, it’s a F# (V) death row B (I) pardon  Two F# (V) minutes too g# (vi) late, 

and isn’t it i- F# (V) ronic? B (I) Don’t you think? F# (V) g# (vi)

CHORUS: It’s like rayee-F# (V)aain B (I) on your F# (V) wedding g# (vi) day, 

it’s a free F# (V) ride B (I) when you’ve F# (V) already g# (vi) paid

It’s the good ad- F# (V) vice B (I) that you F# (V) just didn’t g# (vi) take, 

and [A] who would have E (IV) thought? It figures F# (V)

Mr. F# (V) Play-it-Safe B (I) was a- F# (V) fraid to fly, g# (vi) he packed his F# (V) suit- 

B (I) case, and kissed his F# (V) kids goodbye g# (vi) He waited his F# (V) whole damned B (I) life to F# (V) take that g# (vi) flight And as the F# (V) plane crashed 

B (I) down, he thought, “well F# (V) isn’t this nice?” g# (vi) 

And isn’t it i- F# (V) ronic? B (I) Don’t you think? F# (V) g# (vi) 

CHORUS

Well, E (IV) life has a funny way of sneaking up F# (V) on you 

When you think g#(vi)everything’s okay and E (IV) everything’s 

 going right B (I) And E (IV) life has a funny way of helping you F# (V)out 

when you think everything’s gone wrong and E (IV) everything blows up in your face B (I) 

A F# (V) traffic B (I) jam when you’re F# (V) already late, g# (vi) 

a no F# (V) smoking B (I) sign on your F# (V)cigarette g# (vi) break. 

It’s like F# (V) ten thousand B (I) spoons when all you F# (V) need is a g# (vi) knife

It’s F# (V) meeting the man of my B (I) dreams and then 

F# (V) meeting his beautiful g# (vi) wife

And isn’t it i- F# (V) ronic? B (I) Don’t you think? F# (V) g# (vi)

CHORUS